谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第六集
翻译：古镇少年
-嗨 妈妈 -你的手表给我
- Hi, Ma. - Give me your watch.
好的 你要它做什么?
Sure. What do you want it for?
我在为中心的才艺表演准备魔术表演
I'm working on a magic act for the talent show at the center.
几里哇啦 一二三
Abracadabra, one, two, three.
妈！
Ma.
放松
Relax.
桃乐茜 你的牌是黑桃A吗?
Dorothy, was your card the ace of spades?
妈 你到底在说什么?
Ma, what the hell are you talking about?
我好像把第七章和第九章搞混了
I think I got chapter seven and nine mixed up.
这只手表坏了
This watch is broken.
妈 那块表是结婚时斯坦送给我的!
Ma, Stan gave me that watch when we got married!
你那婚姻很失败啊 手表也应该一样的下场
The marriage never worked, why should the watch?
我有更大的麻烦 我没有能参加才艺表演的节目
I've got bigger problems. I don't have an act for the talent show.
才艺表演?我能参加吗?
Talent show? Can I be in it?
布兰琪 你的天赋在舞台上是表现不出来的
Blanche, what you're talented at isn't generally done on a stage.
这里不是西贡市中心
This isn't downtown Saigon.
妈妈 你能别去参加才艺表演吗?
Ma, will you do me a favor and forget about the talent show?
你最后只会像去年一样脸上都是鸡蛋
You're just gonna end up with egg on your face like last year.
索菲娅 去年你做了什么?
What did you do last year, Sophia?
你聋了?她都说了啊 我试着抛鸡蛋来着
What are you, deaf? She just told you. I tried to juggle eggs.
-嗨萝丝 - 嗨
- Hi, Rose. - Hi.
怎么了 亲爱的 是出什么事了吗?
What's the matter, honey. Is something wrong?
我很担心核战争
I'm concerned about nuclear war.
就在昨天 她最担心的是
And just yesterday, her biggest concern
那只叫泡泡的黑猩猩
was whether Bubbles the chimp
迈克尔杰克逊在1980 年代初收养的黑猩猩
是不是本来就不愿意跟着迈克尔杰克逊
was traveling with Michael Jackson against his will.
亲爱的 告诉我们出什么状况了
Okay, honey, tell us what's wrong.
你们觉得这张照片像什么?
What does this picture look like to you?
我打扮成埃及艳后坐在宝座上
Uh, me sitting on a throne dressed as Cleopatra,
看着两个裸男摔跤
watching while two naked men wrestle
看谁有资格和我做爱
to see who gets to make love to me.
这是世界末日
It's the end of the world.
输家的末日
Only for the loser.
萝丝 这到底是什么？
Okay, Rose, what is this all about?
你知道我一直在帮助的阳光学园吗?
You know that Sunshine Cadet troop I've been helping out with?
这是由其中的一个女孩画的
This was done by one of the girls.
她称之为“核弹后的一天”
She calls it "Nuclear Bomb, The Day After."
她才八岁 脑子里就想着这个
Eight years old and this is on her mind.
-真不敢相信 -她不是唯一一个
- That's unbelievable. - She wasn't the only one.
另外三个女孩也画过类似的画
Three other girls did pictures just like it.
-我不太明白 -亲爱的 它并不少见啊
- I don't understand it. - Oh, honey, it's not so uncommon.
我的意思是 孩子们在电视上听说过核战争
I mean, kids hear about nuclear war on TV.
在报纸上也能看到 已经融入他们的生活中了
They read it in the papers. It's part of their lives.
他们会忍不住去想
They can't help but think about it.
太悲哀了
Oh, it's so sad.
我八岁时我只是担心
When I was eight years old I was just worried about
童年里小孩子的事情
the usual childhood things.
牙仙子会给我留多少钱?
How much would the tooth fairy leave me?
圣诞老人会给我什么?
What would I get from Santa?
我会被选为小凝乳干酪女王吗?
Would I ever be chosen small curd cottage cheese queen.
我这么做只是因为我咖啡没喝完
I'm only doing this because I have some more coffee left to drink.
小凝乳干酪女王?
Small curd cottage cheese queen?
这是我们镇上最大的荣誉 仅次于……
It's our town's biggest honor, right after...
大凝乳干酪女王
Large curd cottage cheese queen.
我想说的是孩子们应该享受做孩子的时光
The point I'm trying to make is kids should enjoy being kids.
他们应该期待自己的未来
They should be looking forward to their future,
而不是担心世界末日
not worrying about the end of the world.
你们怎么都拉长了脸?
Hey, what's with the long faces?
我们只是在谈论炸弹(很棒的事)
We were just talking about the bomb.
噢真好 可是你们还没看过我的新表演呢
Very nice. You haven't even seen my new act.
妈 我们没有谈论你
Ma, we were not talking about you.
所有人看到我为才艺准备的
Everybody's gonna be talking about me
表演之后 都会来谈论我的
when they see what I cooked up for the talent show.
我叫我的节目是"索菲亚和索菲亚”
I call my new act "Sophia and Sophia."
看看这个
Get a load of this.
嗨索菲娅
Uh, hi, Sophia.
你好索菲娅
Oh, hello, Sophia.
你今天感觉如何?
How are you feeling today?
我的脖子有点关节炎
I've got a little arthritis in my neck.
我就说为什么手腕会痛
I was wondering why my wrist was hurting.
你们觉得如何
What do you think?
拜托 妈 都能看到你的嘴唇在动
Come on, Ma, you could see your lips moving.
所以呢
So?
腹语者的嘴唇是不会动的 索菲娅
Well, a ventriloquist's lips aren't supposed to move, Sophia.
是这样的吗
Is that common knowledge?
是的 妈
I'm afraid so, Ma.
否则就是单纯的你对着袜子说话了
Otherwise it would just be you talking with a sock on your hand.
真倒霉 索菲娅
Tough break, Sophia.
前一分钟你还在娱乐大众
One minute you're about to entertain the masses,
下一分钟你就穿到带着鸡眼软垫的脚上了
the next you're back on a foot covering a corn pad.
现在你知道瓦莱丽·哈珀的感受了
Now you know how Valerie Harper feels.
和白姨出演过《玛丽泰勒摩尔》
好了 轮到我来做晚饭 都想吃什么？
Well, it's my turn to cook dinner. What does everybody want?
我什么都不要 谢谢 我不饿
Nothing for me, thanks. I'm not hungry.
别让这件事影响到你
Don't let this get to you.
这是你无能为力的事情
It's something you can't do anything about.
我一直相信肯定能解决问题
I've always believed you can fix a problem,
不论如何困难 只要你用心去做
no matter how big it is, if you just put your mind to it.
你要怎么解决核战争
How are you gonna fix nuclear war,
给里根总统写信吗?
write a letter to President Reagan?
那样就太蠢了 不是吗 布兰琪?
That would be pretty stupid, wouldn't it, Blanche?
里根只对问题的一半负责
Reagan's only responsible for half the problem.
我也得给戈尔巴乔夫写信
I'll have to write to Gorbachev, too.
萝丝 你不是认真的吧
Rose, honey, you can't be serious.
桃乐茜 两周后我就要带孩子们去露营了
Dorothy, I'm taking my troop on a camp out in two weeks.
我不想让核问题毁了我们的兴致
I don't want this nuclear nonsense spoiling our fun.
给里根和戈尔巴乔夫写一封
A well written, thoughtful, intelligent letter
文采好 有思想有深度的信 也许就能达到目的
to Reagan and Gorbachev might just do the trick.
有人知道"沙皇"里有几个Z吗?
Anybody know how many Z's there are in "czar"?
我不知道我为什么要做这个
I don't know why I bothered to make this.
我手上的这个也可以是萝丝啊
Rose could've sat on my hand.
直到今天 无头印第安人的鬼魂
To this day the ghost of the headless Indian
还在森林里游荡 叫喊着
roams the forest crying out,
“我的头在哪里?我的头在哪里?”
"Where is my head? Where is my head?"
如果他们都没有头 那怎么叫喊的呢?
If the Indian doesn't have a head, how can he cry out?
也许他会像萝丝教官一样用屁股说话
Maybe he talks out of his behind like Cadet Master Rose.
印第安人发自内心地呼喊着
Well, the Indian cries out from his heart.
这样哭喊是最凄惨的
That's the worst kind of cry.
我父亲是一名外科医生 这在生理上是不可能的
My father's a surgeon. That's physiologically impossible.
如果你歪曲事实
How can we be drawn into the story
我们如何能被你的故事吸引呢
if you're misrepresenting the facts.
亲爱的 这只是个虚构的恐怖的露营故事
Honey, it's a make-believe, scary camp out story.
好可怕哟
Ooh, real scary.
你喜欢恐怖的？ 继续这么作就行
You want scared, kid? You keep it up.
我的妈妈是个律师
My mother's a lawyer.
再威胁我 你的房子就归我了
Threaten me again and I'll own your house.
你爸爸是医生 你妈妈是律师
Your father's a doctor, your mother's a lawyer.
你是考斯比家的孩子吗?
What are you, one of the Cosby kids?
1984–1992 家庭喜剧 父亲是产科医生，母亲是律师 他们有四个孩子
-真是无聊 我想看MTV -好啊!
- This is boring. I want to watch MTV. - Yeah!
不能看电视 我们在外面露营呢
We can't watch television, we're on a camp out.
不是啊 我们在你家的客厅
No we're not. We're in your living room.
露营取消了 记得吗?
The camp out was called off, remember?
别让大雨扫了我们的兴
The rain doesn't have to spoil our fun.
我们在外面能做的 在这里也能做
There's nothing we can do outside that we can't do right here.
你答应过我们可以在树林里撒尿的
You promised us we could pee in the woods.
离那沙发远点
Get away from that couch.
我有个主意 谁想来点野营的食物?
I have an idea. Who's in the mood for some real camp out food?
我有豆子、牛肉干、棉花糖…
I have beans, I have beef jerky, marshmallows...
我们想要披萨
We want pizza.
对 配洋蓟菜心和香菇
Yeah, with artichoke hearts and shitake mushrooms.
对
Yeah.
姐妹们 如果我带着她们
Girls, would you be terribly disappointed
去街上买披萨 你们会觉得失望吗
if I took the troop down the block for some pizza?
不会
No!
好吧 咱们有序向旅行车走
All right, in an orderly fashion head for the station wagon.
这样可不能获得良好表现的徽章了！
That's not the way to get your good behavior badges.
你们都知道
Come on, now, you all know you
两个手指一起才能做阳光敬礼的手势
use both fingers for the sunshine salute!
这些小屁孩子终于走了
I'm so glad those little heathens finally left.
我也是 我都筋疲力尽了
Me, too. I am exhausted.
我觉得我没有精力再养孩子了
I don't think I'd have the energy to raise more children.
虽然我还在生育年龄
Although I am still in my childbearing years.
对 布兰琪 你和伊莫金·古柯都是
Sure, Blanche, you and Imogene Coca.
享年92岁，终身无子女
我的天 他们回来了
Oh, my God, they're back.
现在我知道《吵闹鬼》里那一家人的感受了
Now I know how the family in Poltergeist felt.
1982-06-04上映的恐怖片
萝丝·尼伦德住在这里吗
Does Rose Nylund live here?
我很抱歉 她走了 她和她的学员们一起离开了
I'm sorry, you missed her. She left with her cadet troop.
有什么事情吗
Can we help you?
我是俄罗斯大使馆的亚历克西·博瓦诺夫
I am Alexi Bovanov from the Russian embassy.
戈尔巴乔夫总理读了萝丝的信 想和她见面
Premier Gorbachev read Rose's letter
and would like to meet with her.
我很抱歉
I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉……
I'm so sorry...
这是可口可乐 是吗
It's Coca Cola, no?
不需要道歉
No need to apologize.
在莫斯科我要排6个小时的队 才能喝一半
In Moscow I stand in line six hours for half as much.
你能把这纸条转交给萝丝吗？
Would you please make sure Rose receives this note?
你不是认真的吧
Wait, you can't be serious.
为什么俄罗斯总理要见萝丝?
Why would the premier of Russia want to see Rose?
她的信使他深受感动
He was quite moved by her letter.
他想邀请她和她的家人
He wishes to extend an invitation to her and her family
访问莫斯科 讨论核裁军
to visit Moscow and discuss
和世界和平问题
nuclear disarmament and world peace.
我们会保持联系的 谢谢
We'll be in touch. Thank you.
这一定是在开玩笑吧
Oh, this has to be some kind of joke.
不是 看看这个
No, it isn't. Look at this.
这是俄罗斯总理给萝丝的官方文件
This is an official document to Rose from the premier of Russia.
但他为什么要见那个曾经说过
But why would he want to meet the same woman who once said,
"如果亚特兰蒂斯城已经没有了
"If the city of Atlantis is lost,
鲍比·文顿怎么会在那一年出现两次呢"的人？
how can Bobby Vinton appear there twice a year?"
不逊于猫王的传奇歌手 在1962-1972年间 比猫王、辛纳屈拥有更多的冠军单曲
萝丝 最不可思议的事发生了
Rose, the most unbelievable thing has happened.
还记得你写给戈尔巴乔夫的那封信吗?
Remember that letter you wrote to Gorbachev?
-他答复你了 他想见你
- He's answered it. He wants to see you! -
里根说了什么?
What did Reagan say?
什么都没有 他没有回信
Well, nothing. He didn't send a letter.
真难以置信 两天前我给他写了信
Well, that is unbelievable. I wrote him two days earlier.
我做了最蠢的事
I did the dumbest thing.
我刚才出去的时候 完全忘了今天是满月
I walked out of this house and completely forgot it's a full moon.
这样的话
Under those conditions
阳光教官必须戴全套头饰
a Sunshine Cadet Master must wear full headdress.
我来了 孩子们
Here I come, girls!
朋友 我觉得世界有大麻烦了
Kemosabe, I think the world is in heap big trouble.
语出1933年播出的《独行侠》 独行侠和印第安朋友托托互称对方Kemosabe 意为朋友
插播一个特别新闻报道
We interrupt this dream for a special news report.
晚上好 我是埃德温·纽曼
Good evening, I'm Edwin Newman.
今天全世界的目光都集中在莫斯科
The eyes of the entire world were on Moscow today
萝丝·尼伦德继续她的和平使命
as Rose Nylund continued her mission of peace.
那封具有历史意义的信是在15天前写的
It was 15 days ago that Mrs. Nylund wrote the now historic letter
引起了戈尔巴乔夫总理的注意
that captured the attention of Premier Gorbachev.
今天 她出现在红场上
Today she was in Red Square
俘获了俄罗斯人民的心
capturing the hearts and minds of the Russian people.
现在我们转到莫斯科
We switch now to Moscow.
萝丝 萝丝
Rose. Rose. Rose.
谢谢
Thank you.
我想告诉你们
I want you to know
日瓦戈医生一直是我最喜欢的电影
Dr. Zhivago is my favorite movie of all time.
现在我想介绍一下我的朋友
Now I'd like to introduce my friends.
不 这是桃乐茜
No, no, no. This is Dorothy.
你们的国家非常漂亮 我在这里过得很愉快
You have a very beautiful country and I have enjoyed my stay here.
说到这里
When it comes down to it,
你们的生活和我们的并没有太大不同
your lives aren't really that different than ours.
除了这里的卫生纸
Except for your toilet paper.
难怪你们这些人看起来总是那么不高兴
No wonder you people always look so grouchy.
这是我的朋友布兰琪
And this is my friend Blanche.
大家好
Hello, you all.
我在这里度过了非常愉快的时光
I have had such a great time here
在这个特殊的日子里
that I would like to express my appreciation
我要向戈尔巴乔夫总理表示感谢
to Premier Gorbachev on this special day.
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you
生日快乐 头号共产主义者
Happy birthday Mr. Number One Communist
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you
妈 你在这做什么
Ma, what are you doing here?
谢谢你把我留在家里
Thanks a lot for leaving me home.
我找到了一个好心的德国孩子带我到了红场
Lucky I found this nice German kid who flew me to Red Square.
女士们先生们大家好 我知道你们很想看我的表演
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I know you're dying to hear my act,
那我就开门见山了 我刚从迈阿密飞过来
so I'll get right to it. I just flew in from Miami
我得说 莫斯科真是个干净的城市
and boy, I've got to tell you, your Moscow was one clean town.
街上没有垃圾
No litter on the streets
而美国大使馆里全是虫子
and all the bugs are in the American Embassy.
谢谢 索菲亚
Thank you, Sophia.
谢谢大家
And thank you all.
记住 一定要维护和平
Remember, give peace a chance.
莫斯科有世界上最好的观众
The Moscow audience is the best audience in the world.
世界上最好的观众
The best audience in the world.
- 世界上最好的.. - 萝丝
- The best audience in the... - Rose.
嗨 桃乐茜 布兰琪
Hi, Dorothy. Hi, Blanche.
你还好吗 亲爱的
Are you all right, honey?
噢我很好 我做了个梦
Oh, I'm fine. I just had a dream.
我们都到了莫斯科
We were all in Moscow.
下雪了 我们都穿着假皮草
It was snowing and we were all wearing fake furs.
我想我只是担心明天的新闻发布会
I guess I'm just nervous about that press conference tomorrow.
我从来没开过新闻发布会
I've never had a press conference before.
一想到会有那么多记者来我家
The idea of all those reporters coming to the house
问我问题 我就害怕得要死
to ask me questions scares me to death.
亲爱的 放松 记者也是人
Honey, relax. Reporters are just people.
他们一个一个地从裤管穿上裤子
They put on their pants one leg at a time.
除了体育记者史蒂夫·麦克斯韦尔
Except for that sports writer Steve Maxwell.
健身教练、体育教育家，巴西柔术黑带
他喜欢用两条腿一起跳着穿裤子 只一小步
He likes to jump into both legs all at once, with a little hop step.
萝丝 亲爱的 没什么好紧张的
Rose, honey, there is nothing to be nervous about.
亲爱的 媒体想见你是因为戈尔巴乔夫
Honey, the press wants to meet you because Gorbachev
很尊重你对世界和平的看法
really respects your views on world peace.
从嘴里说出来 我感觉好像已经在发布会上了
Boy, when you say it out loud it really sort of lays there.
注意一下 我给你们表演一个
Pay attention. You're in for a treat.
妈 别再演节目了
Oh, Ma, not another act.
不 桃乐茜 不是随便的表演 是唯一的节目
No, Dorothy, not just another act, the act.
我决定选择经典的索菲亚风格
I've taken a classic and reworked it Sophia-style.
感谢医疗保险
Thanks for the Medicare
感谢蓝十字和蓝盾医疗保险
For Blue Cross and Blue Shield
能让我的髋关节终于痊愈
For a hip that finally healed
处方上的仿制药是很便宜的
Remember on prescriptions Generic is a steal
对此我们表示非常感谢
We thank you so much.
你们觉得如何 别藏着掖着 我能接受批评
What do you think? Don't hold back. I can take the criticism.
令人惆怅
Depressing.
糟糕
Awful.
恶心
Stinky.
你们都去死吧
Go to hell, all of you!
事实上 她接受得比我想象的好
Actually, she took it better than I had expected.
桃乐茜 我跟那个帅哥记者谈过了
Dorothy, I've been talking to that good-looking reporter.
他刚从俄罗斯回来
He just got back from Russia.
告诉了我一些非常有趣的事情
He told me some very interesting things.
那里夏天下雪
It snows there in the summertime
而且他们美女也很少
and they don't have very many attractive women.
你知道这意味着什么吗? 当我们去俄罗斯时
Do you realize what that means? When we go to Russia,
我可以在俄罗斯挑选任何男人
I will have my pick of any man in the country
而你可以在六月堆雪人
and you can make a snowman in June.
我们现在可以开始新闻发布会了
We can start the press conference now.
萝丝在哪
Where is Rose?
她去接她的学员了
She left to pick up her cadet troop.
真有爱
That's adorable.
她想和同龄人分享这一刻
She wants to share this moment with friends her own age.
你一定很为你的女儿感到骄傲
You must very proud of your daughter.
-我女儿? -和她同龄的朋友?
- My daughter? - Friends her own age?
怎么 你觉得萝丝多大了?
Why, how old do you think Rose is?
根据她的信 我们猜是九岁十岁这样
Well, based upon her letter, we figure nine or ten.
老实说，她…
To be perfectly honest, she's...
接近十岁了
...closer to ten.
布兰琪 能到厨房来一下吗?
Blanche, could I see you in the kitchen for a moment?
想喝点什么吗?咖啡 茶 还是李维斯牛仔裤?
Was there anything we could get you? Coffee, tea, pair of Levi's?
这就清楚了 他们认为萝丝是个小孩
Well that solves the mystery. They think Rose is a little kid.
我们该怎么办
What are we going to do?
如果她把那封信读给媒体 她会自取其辱的
If she reads that letter to the press she'll humiliate herself.
我们不能告诉那些俄国人真相
We can't tell those Russians the truth.
为什么不能
Why not?
因为他们会把它作为一种宣传策略
Because they will use it as a propaganda ploy
让全世界相信
to convince the whole world
所有的美国人都和萝丝一样愚蠢
that all Americans are as dumb as Rose.
这将动摇我们政府的根基
That would rock the very foundation of our government,
削弱我们领导人的权威
undermine our great leaders
可能也会颠覆民主制度
and potentially topple our entire democracy.
《洛奇4》对你影响很大 是吗
Rocky IV had a profound effect on you, didn't it?
拜托 我们得告诉他们真相
Oh, come on, we have to tell them the truth.
姐妹们 但愿我没有太晚
Hi, girls. I hope I'm not late.
萝丝 听着 我们有事要告诉你
Uh, Rose, listen, we have something to tell you.
太棒了 太棒了
This is amazing, this is so amazing.
我要开新闻发布会
To think I'm giving a press conference
然后下周就都去莫斯科了
and next week we all go to Moscow.
你能相信吗 桃乐茜
Can you believe it, Dorothy?
话说回来 我也不敢相信上帝想要杰里·福尔韦尔
No, but then again, I can't believe that God wanted Jerry Falwell
其祖父和父亲是无神论者 他本人受母亲影响变成基督徒
穿着廉价西装滑下水滑梯
to go down that water slide in a cheap suit.
萝丝..
Rose...
我在胡言乱语 但那是因为我太兴奋了
I'm babbling, but it's because I'm so excited.
也许我应该用一个笑话来开场
Maybe I should open up with a joke.
不 我的笑话太无聊了
No, my jokes are boring.
也许我该讲个故事
Maybe I should just tell a story.
比如那次我叔叔古斯塔夫
Like the time my Uncle Gustav
喝醉了想给豪猪挤奶
got drunk and tried to milk a porcupine.
-罗斯 我们有事要告诉你
- Rose, we have to tell you something.
-这里面有误会
- There has been a misunderstanding.
萝丝 我们今天才知道大家都认为
Rose, we just found out today that everybody thinks
你写给戈尔巴乔夫的信
the letter you sent to Gorbachev
是一个九岁的小女孩写的
was written by a nine-year-old girl.
不会吧
You can't be serious.
啊 学员们回来了
Ah, the troop is back.
哪一个是小萝丝?
Which one is little Rose?
这个
This one!
这是小萝丝
This is little Rose right here.
我会通知媒体我们要开始了
I will inform the press we are about to begin.
这太尴尬了
This is so embarrassing.
别担心 我们会让琳达读你的信
Don't worry. We'll let Linda read your letter.
-没人会知道的 来吧 -没问题吗 尼伦德太太?
- No one will be wiser. Come on. - Is it all right, Mrs. Nylund?
我不知道 还好吧
Gee, I don't know. I guess so.
好吧 我还担心我拿不到月光徽章呢
Good. I was afraid I wouldn't get my moon beam badge
因为你说阳光学员从不说谎
because you said a Sunshine Cadet never lies.
女士们 先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
几个星期前 我提请总理关注了一封信
several weeks ago I brought a letter
to the attention of our premier.
他被孩子般的单纯所感动
He was so moved by it's child-like simplicity,
他要求见见写这封信的小女孩
he requested to meet with the little girl who wrote it.
我想向大家介绍这位非凡的九岁小女孩
I would like to introduce you to that
extraordinary nine-year-old girl,
萝丝·尼伦德
Rose Nylund.
呃..
Uh...
-我是萝丝·尼伦德 - 天呢
- I'm Rose Nylund. - Oh, boy.
那封信是我写的
I'm the one who wrote the letter.
我的天
Oh, boy.
我想可能是有什么误会
I guess there's been some kind of misunderstanding,
但阳光学员从不说谎
but a Sunshine Cadet never lies.
我有两件事要宣布
I have two announcements.
新闻发布会取消了
This press conference is canceled,
另外 我很自豪能成为迈阿密的新公民
and I am proud to be the newest citizen of Miami.
如果有人想找我 我叫戴夫
If anyone wants to reach me, my name is Dave.
亲爱的 这需要很大的勇气
Honey, that took a lot of courage.
-你没事吧? -有啊!
- You all right? - No!
这是我一生中最糟糕的一天
This is the worst day of my life.
别这样 亲爱的 没那么糟
Oh, come on, honey. It's not that bad.
我在媒体面前出丑了
I made a total fool of myself in front of the press.
我是整个国家的笑柄
I'm the laughingstock of the entire country.
我该怎么跟我妈妈说?
What am I going to tell my mother?
你妈妈来自圣奥拉夫 她会理解的
Your mother's from St. Olaf. She'll understand.
我真是太笨了
I'm just stupid.
我是一个愚蠢 头脑简单的人
I'm a dimwitted, dumb, simpleminded,
明尼苏达的傻帽
grade-A, Minnesota chucklehead.
但重要的是 你是我们的笨蛋
But, the important thing is you're our chucklehead,
在这个世界上 我们不会用你
and we wouldn't trade you in for any other chucklehead
去交换其他笨蛋的
in the whole wide world.
你来吧 桃乐茜
Why don't you take it, Dorothy.
听我说
Listen to me.
你做得很好 这是历史性的一刻
What you did was great. It was historic.
亲爱的 你的话打动了一位领导人的心
Honey, your words managed to move
the heart of a major world leader.
我们也想听听这些话
I would like to hear those words, too.
你答应过我们要读那封信的
You promised us you would read us that letter.
我再也不读了 太尴尬了
I never will. It's too embarrassing.
你说今天是你一生中最糟糕的一天
You said today was the worst day of your life.
又有什么损失呢
What have you got to lose?
我永远不会读这封信
I'll never read this letter. Never.
好吧 那能让我来读吗
All right, then will you let me read it?
好吧 趁这时候来嘲笑我
Oh, fine, kick me while I'm down.
我迟早也要适应了
I might as well get used to it.
“亲爱的戈尔巴乔夫先生 我叫萝丝·尼伦德
"Dear Mr. Gorbachev. My name is Rose Nylund.
我给你写信是因为我担心核战争
I'm writing to you because I'm worried about nuclear war.
我听说这些炸弹足可以炸毁世界100次
I hear there are enough bombs to blow up the world 100 times
这让我很害怕
and it scares me.
这也吓坏了我学园里的女生
It scares the girls in my cadet troop, too.
他们谈论的是长大后想成为什么样的人
They talk about what they want to be if they grow up,
而不是长大后会变成什么样子
not when they grow up.
所以我才请你撤掉你的炸弹
That's why I'm asking you to please unplug your bombs.
我赌上我所有的钱 对你来说 是赌上所有的卢布
I'll bet my bottom dollar, or in your case, your bottom ruble,
如果你打电话给里根总统 他也会这么做
that if you called President Reagan, he'd do the same thing.
只是总得有人先来
It's just someone has to be first.
谢谢你 你的朋友 萝丝·尼伦德
Thank you. Your friend, Rose Nylund.
另外
P.S.
别在下午给总统打电话
Don't call the president in the afternoon.
那时候他在打盹”
That's when he takes naps."
亲爱的 这很好啊
Honey, that was really beautiful.
越来越多的人不像九岁的孩子那样思考
It's a shame that more people don't think like nine year olds.
你好？
Hello?
是的 萝丝 找你德
Yes, she is. Rose, for you.
喂
Hello?
是
Yes.
是总统!
It's the president!
是的 总统先生
Yes, Mr. President.
谢谢
Thank you.
再见
Goodbye.
总统很喜欢我的信
The president loved my letter!
我得马上把这件事记在日记里
I've got to write this down in my diary right now.
我刚想到我要为才艺比赛演出什么节目了
I just figured out what I'm gonna do for the talent contest.
-是什么 索菲娅? -什么?
- What, Sophia? - What?
我对里根的印象
My Reagan impression.
翻译：古镇少年